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June 2013

13 posts

Jun 19, 2013404,316 notes
Jun 16, 20131 note
#hockey #bruise #swelling
Jun 11, 20134 notes
Jun 11, 20133 notes
Jun 11, 20131 note
#ralph #dog #drunk #wine
Jun 11, 20131 note
#dan #vivd sydney
Jun 8, 201398,792 notes
“1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.

3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.

4. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.

5. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

6. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

7. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

8. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

9. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

10. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

11. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

12. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

14. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.

15. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

16. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.”
—Sixteen Small Steps to Happiness  (via punkrockmermaid)

wish I could do this

(via stripper-princess)
Jun 6, 2013243,958 notes
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Jun 3, 20131 note
#dog #puppy
Jun 3, 20134 notes
Jun 3, 20137 notes
#tmg #the mountain goats #mountain goats #john darnielle
Jun 3, 20135 notes

May 2013

22 posts

May 25, 20133,299 notes
I Concentrate On You Fred Astaire
May 24, 201349 notes
May 24, 201322,844 notes
May 22, 2013111,225 notes
May 22, 20131 note
#tmg #the mountain goats #all eternals deck #brendenjones

I’m presenting at my work on Neuroimaging and traumatic brain injury, today.

I’ve worked on the presentation for about 6 months, so I should be more than prepared. I still feel like I don’t know what I’m doing, though.

May 21, 20132 notes
May 21, 20133 notes
#taking the dative #tmg #the mountain goats #mountain goats
May 20, 201365,426 notes
May 20, 201397,134 notes

nashvillesuitcase:

If I had a dollar for everytime I forgot the password to one of my email or other social media accounts this year I’d probably have about 47 dollars. Why is my memory failing me?

Yet you managed to remember the password to access my laptop. Interesting.

May 20, 20132 notes
Poor choices.

This will be the last time I eat the pre made chicken soup when, before heating it up, I find mould all over the lid.

May 17, 20132 notes
May 17, 201391,638 notes
May 16, 20131,071 notes
May 16, 20132 notes
#kitten #cats

Last year dad had an audition as the gardener in Great Gatsby. He didn’t take the part when he found out that the filming was going to clash with his holiday to Fiji.

Now that the ads for the movie are being shown on tv, dad has explained that he feels sorry that Leonardo DiCaprio may now never get the chance to work with him.

Yes, that’s right.

May 16, 20139 notes

If I could tell my 16 year old self two things, it would be to stand up for myself and not to take everything so seriously.

May 14, 2013
#thoughts
May 14, 201331,119 notes
May 13, 20133 notes

No snooty Frenchman will stop me from attending a concert!

May 12, 20132 notes
#the gaslight anthem #snooty #bastard #only in newtown
May 6, 201316,902 notes
May 6, 20132 notes
May 2, 2013179,380 notes

April 2013

15 posts

Pigs that Ran Straightaway into the Water, Triumph of The Mountain Goats

solfkimblees:

You’re gonna send me back to where I came from

Please don’t send me back to where I came from

Let me go where the white magnolias grow

Apr 20, 201333 notes
Apr 20, 201338,244 notes
Apr 18, 201378,508 notes
Play
Apr 17, 20136 notes
Apr 17, 20131 note
#kitten #sydney #free kitten
Apr 16, 2013
#puppy #dog #eyes
Apr 11, 201334,614 notes
Theme From Nice Guy Paul Dempsey

jerrystandup:

Theme From Nice Guy - Paul Dempsey, Everything Is True (2009)

“Now the details are vague, it’s so strange, like a previous life
Oh I used to be such a nice guy…

Now you say I don’t know when to admit that I’m lost,
When to stubbornly insist that I’m not,
Oh dear bless every though in your thoughtful head…” 

Apr 11, 201314 notes
Apr 11, 2013170 notes
My Pet Snakes Jenny and Johnny

adventuresoflifeanddeath:

Apr 11, 20135 notes
#Jenny and Johnny
Apr 10, 20135 notes
Apr 9, 2013417,567 notes
Apr 8, 201318,577 notes
Apr 5, 201329,489 notes
Apr 4, 2013
#turning japanese #dog #puppy #cute #jack russle #funny
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