Visited Symbio wildlife park on the weekend with Emma. Naturally she talks to the animals like Dr Dolittle.

When people are nice.

I forgot it can still happen. I was having an all round unlucky morning and found myself walking to work in the rain 20 minutes late when a guy from my work (that sits near me but we never speak) ran up to me from behind and put his umbrella over my head.

Faith in humanity restored. For now.


when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them


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Ralph and I in our Peter Alexander poses. Ralph wants to be the next PA poster boy.

Strange logic.

Every person that sits in the seat behind me leaves within a minute.

The first thing I thought was “maybe there’s poop on the seat”.

The second was “maybe the back of my head is bleeding”.

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One is not like the other.

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Early Oh Mercy albums tend to do the best job of drowning out women who insist on having long phone conversations on an otherwise silent train.

For men it’s probably The National or something along those lines.